PS - turkey neck

Ew - I just googled "turkey neck" to find out if there's some special reason why this vile thing is included with your frozen turkey. The second result was for a site with gruesome photos of penis enlargement devices in use. Apparently "turkey neck" is a condition that men who use such devices might suffer from. I'll say no more. Time to go look at lots more websites to get those pictures out of my head.