Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Calum Behaviour 101

How to tell that Calum is sick:

He falls asleep watching TV shortly after not eating very much dinner. He proceeds to spend the entire next day lying in a chair in front of the television, alternately sleeping and watching cartoons. He speaks only when spoken to, except when roused to make a couple of sarcastic comments by the appearance of Sugar, annoying YTV host.

How to tell that Calum is no longer sick:

He wakes up at the crack of dawn, looks outside, and loudly informs his parents that it's sunny and therefore it's day and not sleeping time. He chatters incessantly at his bleary-eyed mother as she hauls her sorry butt out of bed. He chatters incessantly as she gets him a bowl of cereal which he quickly inhales. He chatters incessantly as he watches his morning cartoon lineup.

It's good to have the old Calum back. :-)

2 Comments:

At 9:06 AM, Blogger Laura said...

I can't stand that Sugar! I'm glad Calum's feeling better. :)

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calum reminds me *so* much of Caelan!!

And I swear, whoever cast Sugar on YTV HATES parents. That chick could try the patience of a saint! Even my kids can't stand her!

~Kynn

 

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